Grizzle.

Fucking global Recession.
All i want is a fucking job, so i can by some proper Dj Equipment
Bankers. All cunts

Anyway
Its been a while, hasn't it.
Its been even longer than i thought.
Well over the last weekend i went to a party And Dj'd.
Proper Cd decks too. thought i would have been better if i could have taken my pc round there to use Virtual Dj, i also would have been better if i wasnt steaming drunk.
Caught the mixing bug that night.
Thought to be fair having made lots of mixs and a mixcd in virtualDJ i already had it.
I like to think i have a natuaral talent, but maybe it was the cider i drank that makes me think that
Had sex in the toilets too. What a charmer i am eh?
(for any women reading this im in no way a misogynist, Think of it as Womans lib, because it was the girls idea to be fair)
Im aware that sounds even more mysogynistic btw.

Im currently Listening to David Attenborough chat about the sea on a dvd i have.
I love his voice.

What i dont love is the pikey little cuntshitters that live around here.
I know i sound like the daily mail when i say "where are the parents"
But its true.
These little shits are going around terrorising everyone on my road and at the shops near me.
And i know what the parents would say. " we cant control him/her and we dont know what to do.
I know what to do.
Declare you fanny as an Exclusion zone. So that you can finally control the seemingly endless supply of shitcunts from plopping out of your fanny.

A Ten Year boy spat at me yesterday, i know where he lives.
and because im a sad petty man, who is also a little mad, i waited until nightfall and i took a wee through his parents letterbox.

Piss on my day? I'll fucking piss on your Carpet/proverbial bombfire.

Im off to listen To Sir David talk
Goodbye Infoshitters
xxxxxx
(Some of the above MAY be figments of my imagination/untrue you decicde)
No apologies for Harsh language.